ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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