Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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