I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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