in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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