Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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