I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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