If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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