i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I am in a vortex of obligation.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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