Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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