i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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