I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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