Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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