Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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