I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I just forgot I was standing up.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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