The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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