have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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