he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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