Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
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HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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