so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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