so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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