I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I use my feet as sexual weapons
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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