i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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