3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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