Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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