Fuck appropriateness.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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