I'm jealous of your bromance
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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