I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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