I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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