I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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