Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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