problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I had to cum in my sink.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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