you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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