i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Randomize
