Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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