You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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