So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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