I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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