doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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