i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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