Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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