After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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