He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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