I look better un-naked...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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