you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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