I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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