You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You made out with two different species that night
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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