; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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