Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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