Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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