College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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