Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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