its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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