Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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